Mom was happy to swing by and cook me breakfast

Mom was happy to swing by and cook me breakfast in bed on my birthday. The outfit took a little more convincing.

Mom always wants to make the most of our

Mom always wants to make the most of our backyard garden fence.

Something on your mind, mom?

Something on your mind, mom?

"Congrats on your 18th, nephew. And while

Drinking beer isn't the worst thing you can

Drinking beer isn't the worst thing you can get caught doing with your little sister.

Last night is mostly a blur, but I do remember

Last night is mostly a blur, but I do remember my aunt making an entrance.

I enjoy the time I spend with my cousin.

I enjoy the time I spend with my cousin.

"Looking at the paper, son? Or something

Now that I've woken up in mom's bed, it's

Now that I've woken up in mom's bed, it's gonna be hard going back.

Sis has been so helpful with my first girlfriend.

Sis has been so helpful with my first girlfriend.

I've learned to appreciate helping mom pick

I've learned to appreciate helping mom pick out shoes

I wish it sucked

I wish it sucked

Whenever I'm down, mom always knows how to

Whenever I'm down, mom always knows how to lift my spirits... amongst other things

My aunt gets a lot more welcoming after a

My aunt gets a lot more welcoming after a few drinks.

Don't worry son. No one's home and I am all

Don't worry son. No one's home and I am all yours for the weekend.

My aunt is always welcome at our pool.

My aunt is always welcome at our pool.

"Coming to bed, son?"

Are you sure you have to go work today, son?

Are you sure you have to go work today, son?

Mom calls me when she's bored at work. Our

Mom calls me when she's bored at work. Our conversations always go in the same direction.

"Your father is gone all weekend, son. You're

About time you got home son

About time you got home son

Sis did you just take a pic!? Yeah I thought

Sis did you just take a pic!? Yeah I thought I'd send it to dad

"Come on bro, let me show you the best part

I borrow mom and an RV for a month every

I borrow mom and an RV for a month every summer. But it can be hard to explain to dad.

My mother's training began well.

My mother's training began well.

Normally, family trips to the lake are boring.

Normally, family trips to the lake are boring. But this year my sister promised something different.

We have an open-door policy at home.

We have an open-door policy at home.

"I guess we can try, bro. Just the one."

When we went on holiday, mom turned into

When we went on holiday, mom turned into a slutty freak

Mom had something special planned this Thanksgiving.

Mom had something special planned this Thanksgiving.

Son, do you want another baby brother? Because

Son, do you want another baby brother? Because this is how you get another baby brother.

When she puts on your work button-down shirt

When she puts on your work button-down shirt #JustDaughterThings

I just love it when my little cousin stays

I just love it when my little cousin stays in the guest house.

Mom won't let me outside until I've finished

Mom won't let me outside until I've finished my daily chores.

"You can sit and watch, bro. This is what

So, you didn't want me to eat the banana,

So, you didn't want me to eat the banana, Daddy?

Only mom can make a maniacal laugh sexy.

Only mom can make a maniacal laugh sexy.

Summers overseas at my aunt's apartment are

Summers overseas at my aunt's apartment are full of old-fashioned kinds of fun.

Guys don't understand why I spend so much

Guys don't understand why I spend so much time at my grandma's. Because they don't know how much fun she is.

Due to my mistake, sis has been cooped up

Due to my mistake, sis has been cooped up in my apartment for the last few months. But we do get to see more of each other.

My sister usually goes out on the weekends.

My sister usually goes out on the weekends. I usually stay in. But we both end up at the same place.

I don't think my cousin knew what she was

I don't think my cousin knew what she was in for.

These days, sis and I celebrate Christmas

These days, sis and I celebrate Christmas morning with my tongue up her pussy.

I only rented the Lambo, but it was enough

I only rented the Lambo, but it was enough to impress my sister.

"Time to decide, bro: do you love me more,

My aunt is annoyed at me for wanting to take

My aunt is annoyed at me for wanting to take a picture before eating each other out.

How about snapping a pic with your cock in

How about snapping a pic with your cock in my mouth son

"Nice view, huh cousin?"

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