Daddy says the best soundproofing is in the

Daddy says the best soundproofing is in the bathroom.

She doesn't like my new girlfriend, and I

She doesn't like my new girlfriend, and I think my sister is trying to tempt me.

Sis can be curious about things she really

Sis can be curious about things she really shouldn't.

My step-mom never leaves a mess.

My step-mom never leaves a mess.

Mom has always said: the family that plays

Mom has always said: the family that plays together, stays together.

Daddy and I always meet in the kitchen to

Daddy and I always meet in the kitchen to start the day.

Daddy doesn't mind me sneaking in his room

Daddy doesn't mind me sneaking in his room at night, at least when mommy's gone.

With dad out of town, mom finally agreed

With dad out of town, mom finally agreed to teach me what women want most.

Sis has terrible taste in sheets. But that

Sis has terrible taste in sheets. But that doesn't stop me from staying over.

On her big day, I was glad to help my sister

On her big day, I was glad to help my sister with her pre-wedding jitters. But it was best the groom didn't know.

I offered to give my new step-sister a tour

I offered to give my new step-sister a tour of the house.

Sis knows how to greet a man at home.

Sis knows how to greet a man at home.

Mom says that Daddy has something very special

Mom says that Daddy has something very special planned for me tonight. But that I have to prepare.

Welp, I guess the first is the quickest,

Welp, I guess the first is the quickest, nephew.

There have been a few awkward moments since

There have been a few awkward moments since my hot niece moved in.

My lame bro is full of surprises.

My lame bro is full of surprises.

My sisters have a strange sense of humor,

My sisters have a strange sense of humor, though it's never bothered me.

My sister and I celebrate this great nation

My sister and I celebrate this great nation every day.

I'm glad my sister trusts me enough to ask

I'm glad my sister trusts me enough to ask about new things.

While my brother is away at college, we find

While my brother is away at college, we find ways to keep in touch.

The beach is beautiful, but sis and I just

The beach is beautiful, but sis and I just had to stop before we got there.

Road trips are all about self-discovery.

Road trips are all about self-discovery. And my sister is discovering just how well we can really get along.

Mom said the routine on on our vacation was

Mom said the routine on on our vacation was wearing her out. So I nervously tried something new.

Sis can only dare me so long to jump in with

Sis can only dare me so long to jump in with her.

Damn it feels good to be a brother.

Damn it feels good to be a brother.

Mom and I can't go out for groceries now

Mom and I can't go out for groceries now without our usual pit stop.

Couch time with daddy is more fun when mom

Couch time with daddy is more fun when mom is away.

Our new step-mom has been super supportive

Our new step-mom has been super supportive of me and my sister growing our relationship.

Sis texts me whenever she's bored.

Sis texts me whenever she's bored.

My cheating husband thought he was in for

My cheating husband thought he was in for a treat when I tied his his wrists and ankles to the chair. But our son was.

Sis has been teaching me how to handle the

Sis has been teaching me how to handle the delicates.

It's tough getting over a breakup. But my

It's tough getting over a breakup. But my sister is doing her best to get me through.

Helping Sister Get In Shape

Helping Sister Get In Shape

It may have taken all of 2016, but I finally

It may have taken all of 2016, but I finally learned that trick my sister has been trying to teach me.

When I beat sis at hoops, she gotta pay up.

When I beat sis at hoops, she gotta pay up.

[F/D] By now my daughter's used to having

[F/D] By now my daughter's used to having my fingers down one of her holes at any time of the day

I brought sis along on my business trip,

I brought sis along on my business trip, and she was very grateful.

I told my Aunt I'd be stopping by her house,

I told my Aunt I'd be stopping by her house, but she must not have focused on my face at first.

Really, sis is as much of a troublemaker

Really, sis is as much of a troublemaker as I am.

Would you want to wash each other everywhere,

Would you want to wash each other everywhere, cousin?

Bro's always saying that practice makes perfect.

Bro's always saying that practice makes perfect.

My sister and I try to be chaste. But temptations

My sister and I try to be chaste. But temptations abound.

The Good Stuff

The Good Stuff

When I brought her to her very first frat

When I brought her to her very first frat party, my sister was eager to prove she belonged.

My daughter leaves the door open when she

My daughter leaves the door open when she invites her friends over, just for me.

Turns out sis had been underselling how much

Turns out sis had been underselling how much she missed me.

There's always hope for Spring Break like

There's always hope for Spring Break like in the movies with my sister around.

Drunk Mom

Drunk Mom

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