See anything you like baby bro

See anything you like baby bro

"What'd you think I meant by 'go parking,'

So if you don't want to go swimming sis,

So if you don't want to go swimming sis, why are we here?

"Do you like my new outfit, brother?"

At home and sharing a bed for the holidays

At home and sharing a bed for the holidays wasn't too tough for my sister and me.

My sister is a peach, fuzz and all.

My sister is a peach, fuzz and all.

Mom let me unwrap my present early on Christmas

Mom let me unwrap my present early on Christmas Eve.

Sis can be so dramatic.

Sis can be so dramatic.

Don't you want to tutor me, Daddy? I need

Don't you want to tutor me, Daddy? I need hands-on experience.

My stepmom is a BITCH, so I treat her accordingly

My stepmom is a BITCH, so I treat her accordingly

SON!!?When did you start stripping!?

SON!!?When did you start stripping!?

Sis asked for a little help to prove that

Sis asked for a little help to prove that she didn't need her ex.

I tried to find something my sisters could

I tried to find something my sisters could agree on.

My mother would never advocate speeding.

My mother would never advocate speeding. But she lets me know when I have a reason to hurry home.

Mom's great about introducing me to all of

Mom's great about introducing me to all of her friends.

We're supposed to be setting up our new house,

We're supposed to be setting up our new house, painting the walls, etc. But mom and I keep getting distracted.

Mom and I shared the Master Cabin on my dad's

Mom and I shared the Master Cabin on my dad's boat while he was away. And a bit more.

A brother's love can be expressed in many

A brother's love can be expressed in many ways.

"Did you need to use the shower too, nephew?"

"You coming in the lake, son?"

No more bullshit Valentine's for you, bro.

No more bullshit Valentine's for you, bro.

Like mama's new outfit?

Like mama's new outfit?

Ok cousin, you can choose tonight

Ok cousin, you can choose tonight

I've always had a crush on my aunt, I was

I've always had a crush on my aunt, I was please to find the feelings were mutual

Mom would have a lot of trouble keeping her

Mom would have a lot of trouble keeping her clothes on whenever I was visiting her.

Mom seemed pretty impressed with what she

Mom seemed pretty impressed with what she saw

My aunt never stops by the farm for work.

My aunt never stops by the farm for work.

Sis can win any bet with her friends, by

Sis can win any bet with her friends, by giving me a kiss.

I'm sure I can't surprise mom anymore, but

I'm sure I can't surprise mom anymore, but I appreciate the thought.

Daddy's gift

Daddy's gift

Sis is always watching TV when she should

Sis is always watching TV when she should be concentrating.

"So you'll buy me the new shoes, right Daddy?

I thought my girlfriend would be annoyed

I thought my girlfriend would be annoyed with my sister moving in with us. But they seem to have found a common interest.

Mom and I knew why we'd come to the lake,

Mom and I knew why we'd come to the lake, even if my aunt thought it was to chat.

Mom and sis were expecting me when I arrived

Mom and sis were expecting me when I arrived at the beach.

Sis and I love hanging out with our cousins.

Sis and I love hanging out with our cousins.

"A honeymoon suite? Really? You better live

"I...still don't see your father, son. Let's

Mom's and my favorite spot on vacation was

Mom's and my favorite spot on vacation was a bit more secluded than the beach.

Mom knows how to motivate during exams. (via

Mom knows how to motivate during exams. (via r/FamilyPlan)

Sis and I convinced mom of a better way to

Sis and I convinced mom of a better way to save on the cooling bill this summer.

Mom tries to look her best when she stops

Mom tries to look her best when she stops by to visit.

"Could you come down here for a minute, son?"

Mom takes a much better vacation photo when

Mom takes a much better vacation photo when dad's not around.

I had to take a pic of the real reason I

I had to take a pic of the real reason I come home for Thanksgiving.

"Well, you convinced me to come over and

When I asked mom why she wanted to leave

When I asked mom why she wanted to leave the game early, she just turned around and stared at me.

I got stuck with the basement couch over

I got stuck with the basement couch over the holidays. But at least mom sneaks down to keep me company.

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