A little bit of V and a little bit of me

A little bit of V and a little bit of me

Horny AF At Work... Don’t Tell (NSFW gif)

Horny AF At Work... Don’t Tell (NSFW gif)

Sorry I’ve Been Bad (NSFW gif)

Sorry I’ve Been Bad (NSFW gif)

Sex robots in the future will probably have

Sex robots in the future will probably have some form of AI, so fucking them will bring a new (M)eaning to

Feeling Good Last Night (NSFW gif)

Feeling Good Last Night (NSFW gif)

How’s the *V*iew?

How’s the *V*iew?

[F] Here's some V

[F] Here's some V

Some uniform. Some V

Some uniform. Some V

Soft and hangin about

Soft and hangin about

A perfect day to spend in bed together

A perfect day to spend in bed together

Let's reduce our contact angle so we can

Let's reduce our contact angle so we can get complete wetting (M)

Need to start working on my core a bit more

Need to start working on my core a bit more

Stupid, but when I grip my wood with my hand,

Stupid, but when I grip my wood with my hand, can I call it a palm tree? (M)

Who's this Caucasian toned, circumcised jock?

Who's this Caucasian toned, circumcised jock?

Sooo Horny (NSFW)

Sooo Horny (NSFW)

You can still see the V when I'm relaxed

You can still see the V when I'm relaxed right?

"Hey, what would you say if I change? Change

Here's one more

Here's one more

Hey what up it’s been awhile [i’m all

Hey what up it’s been awhile [i’m all out of V puns]

(M)y abs are asymmetric, but I have a V

(M)y abs are asymmetric, but I have a V

Cum Play with Me (NSFW gif)

Cum Play with Me (NSFW gif)

(M)y dick's pointing at you like those "I

(M)y dick's pointing at you like those

[M]ight go running today

[M]ight go running today

Underwear are overrated

Underwear are overrated

The type of chocolate we usually eat is (M)etastable,

The type of chocolate we usually eat is (M)etastable, requiring special processing to make. That's why chocolate that melted and then resolidified is often very different

You love towel reveals so much xx

You love towel reveals so much xx

Nothing sexier than... good dental hygiene?

Nothing sexier than... good dental hygiene?

Forearm and Apollo's belt

Forearm and Apollo's belt

Borrowed from a little video I took today

Borrowed from a little video I took today

some V and some cock

some V and some cock

reminder to myself: i promise i'm gonna start

reminder to myself: i promise i'm gonna start working out again

Alone and Throbbing After Work [NSFW]

Alone and Throbbing After Work [NSFW]

wood morning with some V?

wood morning with some V?

If "cock ring" didn't already have a (M)eaning,

If

Naked pictures are great, but there's so(M)ething

Naked pictures are great, but there's so(M)ething particularly hot about getting some that are specifically for you

The gym is a strict no-hitting-on-anyone

The gym is a strict no-hitting-on-anyone zone, but I still develop gym crushes who I admire from afar

(M)ost of the mass in trees comes from the

(M)ost of the mass in trees comes from the air, *not* the soil. Feel free to make your own wood joke

You love it when I stroke for you... Audio

You love it when I stroke for you... Audio ON

Pretty sharp V I thought

Pretty sharp V I thought

(M)ay your erectile tissues expand more than

(M)ay your erectile tissues expand more than your stomach does on this day of often-excessive eating

I know it's not much, but at 40, I'm quite

I know it's not much, but at 40, I'm quite proud of my lower case v.

Good Friday to get a check up

Good Friday to get a check up

Reduce, reuse, and recycle, in that order

Reduce, reuse, and recycle, in that order (M)

In (M)aterials, there's generally a trade-off

In (M)aterials, there's generally a trade-off between hardness and brittleness (e.g., a very hard material will likely be relatively brittle)

I'm feeling kind of artsy

I'm feeling kind of artsy

thanks for all the loVe

thanks for all the loVe

Pictured here, a strong supporter of the

Pictured here, a strong supporter of the Oxford co(m)ma in his natural habit

My new V is one perk to having the flu

My new V is one perk to having the flu

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