I should have invited my sister to the dorms

I should have invited my sister to the dorms a lot sooner.

I Have The Best Mom X-Post From r/kinkycaps

I Have The Best Mom X-Post From r/kinkycaps

Sis knew just what I needed after the first

Sis knew just what I needed after the first day of my internship.

My sister and I swapped drivers every few

My sister and I swapped drivers every few hours on our road trip together. In between, we also took some time to chill.

[M/S/S] My mom lets my brother and me share

[M/S/S] My mom lets my brother and me share her if we both bring home good grades

Sis and I planned something extra special

Sis and I planned something extra special for mom this Valentine's Day.

Mom wanted to bond more before I left for

Mom wanted to bond more before I left for college, and all the books recommend one thing.

My niece and I finally found a common interest.

My niece and I finally found a common interest.

It's been two years since dad walked out,

It's been two years since dad walked out, and mom and I decided to send him a video of how well we're getting along without him.

Mom wouldn't let me go another year without

Mom wouldn't let me go another year without

"Bro, I heard you whispering my name."

It's the little things that make my sister

It's the little things that make my sister more fun than my girlfriend.

Apparently, my sister's boyfriends have taught

Apparently, my sister's boyfriends have taught her only one way to make up after a fight.

Mom Helps Out Backed Up Son

Mom Helps Out Backed Up Son

My buddy and I tried a game of Sister Swap.

My buddy and I tried a game of Sister Swap.

I always spend the holidays at my cousins'

I always spend the holidays at my cousins' farm, because Santa comes early out there.

Dad gets suspicious if my step-mom is gone

Dad gets suspicious if my step-mom is gone for too long.

Mom throws the best picnics.

Mom throws the best picnics.

After pretty constant teasing, I had to show

After pretty constant teasing, I had to show my sister that I was good at something in the kitchen.

I've insisted on being there for all of my

I've insisted on being there for all of my daughter's milestones, like swallowing her first load.

I still have no idea what I'm doing with

I still have no idea what I'm doing with girls, but my Aunt seems to like it.

It started out with a kiss, how did it end

It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this...Happy Hungover 2017 to everyone who

Dad is always keen on getting to know my

Dad is always keen on getting to know my new girlfriends.

Found my drunk sister wandering back to our

Found my drunk sister wandering back to our hotel room.

Sis and I are always fidgety at family barbecues.

Sis and I are always fidgety at family barbecues.

My girlfriend swung by my apartment to surprise

My girlfriend swung by my apartment to surprise me when I got back from my trip abroad. It's just that mom had come earlier.

With his father away on business more often,

With his father away on business more often, my son has become just incorrigible.

Typical mom: stumbles into my room drunk,

Typical mom: stumbles into my room drunk, and then tells ME to be quiet.

Daddy: Good to the last drop.

Daddy: Good to the last drop.

And what have we been up to while I was napping,

And what have we been up to while I was napping, aunt?

My aunt said I did well for a first-timer.

My aunt said I did well for a first-timer.

I'm a bigger fan of my sister's tongue ring

I'm a bigger fan of my sister's tongue ring now that I've seen it up close.

When sis found the perfect apartment for

When sis found the perfect apartment for us in the city, she had a way of getting me to say 'yes'.

With sis and me, it's more "sweating like

With sis and me, it's more

Mom will do almost anything to get me home

Mom will do almost anything to get me home for movie night.

Daddy's new plaything isn't only for him.

Daddy's new plaything isn't only for him.

Before I hopped on the plane back to college,

Before I hopped on the plane back to college, mom tipped the cabbie for a little alone time.

When mom came to pick me up at the airport,

When mom came to pick me up at the airport, we had to tip the cabby for a few minutes alone.

My sister and I just love America so much,

My sister and I just love America so much, it's hard to contain sometimes.

When sis gets bored at her dinner parties,

When sis gets bored at her dinner parties, she comes to hang out with me.

I know sis likes to wander the hallway, so

I know sis likes to wander the hallway, so I keep my door open.

My sister should know by now: I'm never really

My sister should know by now: I'm never really done.

I figure my sister needs lessons in more

I figure my sister needs lessons in more than just driving.

Thinking back on it, mom and I had a wild

Thinking back on it, mom and I had a wild ride.

The daily wake-up can take a bit longer with

The daily wake-up can take a bit longer with my daughter.

Sis never has to work hard with me.

Sis never has to work hard with me.

Being The Middle Child X-Post From r/kinkycaps

Being The Middle Child X-Post From r/kinkycaps

Mom Likes To Watch X-Post From r/kinkycaps

Mom Likes To Watch X-Post From r/kinkycaps

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