Mom wasn't going to be satisfied with just

Mom wasn't going to be satisfied with just one load.

My sister and I never pass up a little fun

My sister and I never pass up a little fun in the sun.

I used to love beach days with mom.

I used to love beach days with mom.

On the long ride to my aunt's house, I remembered

On the long ride to my aunt's house, I remembered why she was my favorite.

My nieces love the new Jacuzzi we had put

My nieces love the new Jacuzzi we had put in. And I love having them over.

Mom was the one who told me to ask.

Mom was the one who told me to ask.

I got my daughter a little outfit and jewelry

I got my daughter a little outfit and jewelry for Christmas. For my present, she put it on.

For our first Christmas away from home, I

For our first Christmas away from home, I made sure to give my sister something special.

When grandma asks me to stay over, I jump

When grandma asks me to stay over, I jump at the the chance.

New house, new rules. Right, mom?

New house, new rules. Right, mom?

Welcome home daddy

Welcome home daddy

I had a very good time with my sister last

I had a very good time with my sister last night

One for the family album, I told mom as I

One for the family album, I told mom as I quickly snapped a pic.

Trailer parks aren't too much fun, but they

Trailer parks aren't too much fun, but they do let mom and me keep it casual.

"I held on to my old school uniform, Daddy.

Bro, you're making me nervous. No one will

Bro, you're making me nervous. No one will hear. Just do it like your other girlfriends.

"Momma needs a cocktail. Care to join me,

I asked mom to leave the door open the next

I asked mom to leave the door open the next time her and dad...you know. She agreed, and said she thinks about me anyway.

Well, you've got your Mom topless in public.

Well, you've got your Mom topless in public. Are you satisfied now?

Granny's house is always my first stop on

Granny's house is always my first stop on break.

Spring for a hotel room on Valentine's Day,

Spring for a hotel room on Valentine's Day, and mom just might reward you.

As soon as we hit the sauna, mom and I got

As soon as we hit the sauna, mom and I got the same idea.

I would have started buying bathing suits

I would have started buying bathing suits a lot sooner if I knew mom would wear them.

What, Mom? Bro had a bad day.

What, Mom? Bro had a bad day.

To celebrate my 19th birthday, mom and I

To celebrate my 19th birthday, mom and I both got a hot ride.

Mom and I have our own bedtime ritual.

Mom and I have our own bedtime ritual.

Guys who haven't met her wonder why I spend

Guys who haven't met her wonder why I spend so much time at grandma's. She's a hoot.

Sons show their love in different ways.

Sons show their love in different ways.

If you're going to stare at your auntie like

If you're going to stare at your auntie like that, you might as well help me dry off.

On our first trip to a sauna, mom and I got

On our first trip to a sauna, mom and I got some funny ideas.

The first evening of my stay on the farm,

The first evening of my stay on the farm, my aunt explained the

I've wisely turned the sounds off on my phone.

I've wisely turned the sounds off on my phone. So my sister can't tell if I'm texting or snapping.

"Wake up, bro. Everyone's gone now, and you

I took my kids on vacation for a little bonding,

I took my kids on vacation for a little bonding, and so far it's working.

After the card and chocolates, mom had another

After the card and chocolates, mom had another Valentine's gift waiting in my room.

My brothers and I can be a bit much for our

My brothers and I can be a bit much for our mother to handle at once.

Mom always makes time to take care of her

Mom always makes time to take care of her son.

Mom, why did you call me--"Shh, mommy needs

Mom, why did you call me--

Mom is the best teacher

Mom is the best teacher

Shopping with mom is always rewarding

Shopping with mom is always rewarding

"Come on son, let's see if the old girl still

It's so nice to see my husband bonding with

It's so nice to see my husband bonding with his new step-daughter.

I'm still learning the traditions, but my

I'm still learning the traditions, but my new step-sister gave a very warm welcome on my first visit.

When it's bedtime, sis knows I'm antsy for

When it's bedtime, sis knows I'm antsy for her to join me.

My nieces got along so well on vacation.

My nieces got along so well on vacation.

Before the clock strikes noon, I'm standing

Before the clock strikes noon, I'm standing 'fore mom's poon; and look on as she smiles, no father within miles.

Mom lets me know when it's bedtime.

Mom lets me know when it's bedtime.

When mom and I drink at my aunt's house,

When mom and I drink at my aunt's house, there's no telling what can happen.

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