Morning! Look who’s already up [NSFW]

Morning! Look who’s already up [NSFW]

Woodpecker: redundant slang for dick, or

Woodpecker: redundant slang for dick, or a euphemism for someone who gives head?

Ready for the hotel pool! Hope this meets

Ready for the hotel pool! Hope this meets dress code

Do I belong here? Thought I might be able

Do I belong here? Thought I might be able to show off

Like an Explorer on familiar Terrain, I won't

Like an Explorer on familiar Terrain, I won't need a Passport or a Compass when I Traverse your body – just give (M)e the green light

Does half a V count if it's artsy?

Does half a V count if it's artsy?

Post shower selfie

Post shower selfie

Grip

Grip

✈️ JOIN ME IN THE MILE HIGH CLUB

✈️ JOIN ME IN THE MILE HIGH CLUB

Waiting While She Showers [NSFW]

Waiting While She Showers [NSFW]

JOCKMAIL

JOCKMAIL

Looking pretty defined in this picture

Looking pretty defined in this picture

Thong selfie

Thong selfie

Showing off my post-workout pump, enjoy

Showing off my post-workout pump, enjoy

Told My Roomie... Think She’ll Look for

Told My Roomie... Think She’ll Look for Me? (NSFW gif)

Nothing screams “fuck me” like this Whole

Nothing screams “fuck me” like this Whole Foods bathroom lighting

E-Bae would be a good nickname for the subreddits

E-Bae would be a good nickname for the subreddits that facilitate users selling their affection/attention/naked pics (e.g., GF experience, or

This is how I go thru my Tinder

This is how I go thru my Tinder

Some thrusts

Some thrusts

Big cock, bigger shadow (NSFW gif)

Big cock, bigger shadow (NSFW gif)

"I could care less" = I care at least somewhat

No one's given me a blowjob in quite some

No one's given me a blowjob in quite some time, so I've been walking around feeling pretty light-headed (M)

Come worship me.

Come worship me.

lil V

lil V

"24/7/365" (M)akes no sense. It should be

Let me introduce you to my V

Let me introduce you to my V

What demands more attention in this dressing

What demands more attention in this dressing room: the dirty mirror or the cracked one behind it?

(M)inor irk, but the word is "voila," not

(M)inor irk, but the word is

Cat-sitting... let’s get naughty in someone

Cat-sitting... let’s get naughty in someone else’s house [NSFW]

Entropy is a reflection of statistics: there

Entropy is a reflection of statistics: there are (M)any more ways for a system to be

*Everything* is a chemical. That includes

*Everything* is a chemical. That includes the little surprise on (M)y tip =]

[nfsw] [M]aybe females look in here??

[nfsw] [M]aybe females look in here??

lazy V [m]

lazy V [m]

https://m.imgur.com/a/IAmkFlp

(35) 1...2...3... flex!!! How does it look?

(35) 1...2...3... flex!!! How does it look?

Damn Autobots trying to hide my V

Damn Autobots trying to hide my V

I've never been with a girl who has breast

I've never been with a girl who has breast implants, but I wouldn't mind going to a silicone valley (M)

Green underwear

Green underwear

Dat V

Dat V

Finally figured out this gif thang

Finally figured out this gif thang

I think some of you will appreciate this

I think some of you will appreciate this

Each order of (M)agnitude is a factor of

Each order of (M)agnitude is a factor of 10. E.g., being three orders of magnitude bigger means 1000 (10^3) times bigger

Undressing

Undressing

(M)any of the sounds in nature documentaries

(M)any of the sounds in nature documentaries are fake, which is just disappointing

Love the lighting in her room ❤️ [NSFW]

Love the lighting in her room ❤️ [NSFW]

I should nickname my penis The Initiative,

I should nickname my penis The Initiative, so that you could take The Initiative (M)

Enjoying Sunset, Part 1 [NSFW]

Enjoying Sunset, Part 1 [NSFW]

Get in bed with me (NSFW gif)

Get in bed with me (NSFW gif)

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