My sister usually ends up picking the biggest

My sister usually ends up picking the biggest treat she can find.

"Dude..." "Don't ruin the moment, son."

With dad out of town, even passing mom in

With dad out of town, even passing mom in the hallway has become an experience.

Mom complains I've been keeping her up 24/7

Mom complains I've been keeping her up 24/7 with dad out of town. But when I'm up, so should she be.

Grandma's the real caretaker of the family

Grandma's the real caretaker of the family jewels.

Sis still can't face me when she's straddling

Sis still can't face me when she's straddling my cock. But we're working on it.

When mom comes to visit my dorm room, she

When mom comes to visit my dorm room, she usually ends up staying the night.

Son, my eyes are up here.

Son, my eyes are up here.

Only after we arrived did mom reveal the

Only after we arrived did mom reveal the purpose of our secluded, beach house rental.

I think it's funny when I surprise my sister

I think it's funny when I surprise my sister and her boyfriend. She doesn't.

Mom and dad have always enjoyed taking embarrassing

Mom and dad have always enjoyed taking embarrassing photos of me.

Persuasive cousin

Persuasive cousin

Our little sister has always been a team

Our little sister has always been a team player

My aunt was doing anything to try and distract

My aunt was doing anything to try and distract me

It wasn't a nude beach. But that wasn't going

It wasn't a nude beach. But that wasn't going to stop mom.

"Son, are you just going to stand there or

When did my son get so big?

When did my son get so big?

Mom likes to watch dad leave before inviting

Mom likes to watch dad leave before inviting me to her room.

Just when she thought I was cornered, mom

Just when she thought I was cornered, mom upped the ante on our chess game.

Despite the language barrier, my new step-mom

Despite the language barrier, my new step-mom and I communicate well enough.

Once I revealed my reasoning, my aunt had

Once I revealed my reasoning, my aunt had no problem letting me stay with her over the summer.

Mom called us to the study one evening to

Mom called us to the study one evening to introduce us to what she terms

Mom teases me about hanging around our pool

Mom teases me about hanging around our pool the entire summer, but we both know why I do.

"Nephew! Welcome to our cabin. I almost didn't

"Need any more hints why I brought us out

Mom left an early Valentine's present on

Mom left an early Valentine's present on the table for me.

I coach my sister at volleyball, and always

I coach my sister at volleyball, and always reward a a strong performance.

The most caring Uncles ever

The most caring Uncles ever

I was always present if mom needed an opinion

I was always present if mom needed an opinion on her outfit

So, how long are you staying nephew?

So, how long are you staying nephew?

These are quite the pajamas you picked out

These are quite the pajamas you picked out for me, son.

It's all smiles when my aunt comes to visit.

It's all smiles when my aunt comes to visit.

Even today, my half sister is always looking

Even today, my half sister is always looking for someone to play Power Rangers with.

"What did you expect, mom? You're not always

Mum and I can't just "watch" a romantic movie.

Mum and I can't just

"You keep it so damn hot in here, cousin!

"Oops. Can you help me Daddy?"

I got to pick the activities for one day

I got to pick the activities for one day on the trip with my mom.

"Are these still too short, Daddy?" I'm afraid

Well bro... you gonna stand there or give

Well bro... you gonna stand there or give me hand?

When mom is feeling down, I know how to cheer

When mom is feeling down, I know how to cheer her up

Summer isn't really over until my cousin

Summer isn't really over until my cousin heads back to school.

Sis did warn of a long, hard ride on our

Sis did warn of a long, hard ride on our first road trip to college.

In truth, I'd never known mom smoked. But

In truth, I'd never known mom smoked. But we learned a lot about each other over those months dad was gone.

I guess I should stop calling you "little"

I guess I should stop calling you

My mom is teaching me how to drive, which

My mom is teaching me how to drive, which would be embarrassing. But it's only so we can get home and she can teach me other, more important things.

"Brother, are we strange?"

It's always the women of the house who put

It's always the women of the house who put in the most work over the holidays, my sister included.

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