Your girlfriend goes to the mall every day.

Your girlfriend goes to the mall every day. She doesn't buy anything but comes home happy.

She felt guilty for about 6 seconds

She felt guilty for about 6 seconds

Your GF on a night out and not texting/calling

Your GF on a night out and not texting/calling back? Im sure she's just waiting on a taxi home.....anytime soon....

She gets fucked way more when her boyfriend

She gets fucked way more when her boyfriend leaves

Now that that her boyfriend is working double

Now that that her boyfriend is working double shifts, she rides her roommate every morning to stay satisfied.

Here's a tip for you bro. Next time your

Here's a tip for you bro. Next time your girl asks you to stay home and cuddle...DON'T go out.

Your girl took two cocks on spring break

Your girl took two cocks on spring break in the same day.

Remember when your wife used to have a tight

Remember when your wife used to have a tight pussy?

Wouldn't be the first time she's let another

Wouldn't be the first time she's let another guy do this

Her jealous boyfriend calls when she's "studying"

Her jealous boyfriend calls when she's

Be careful...once you open that box of worms,

Be careful...once you open that box of worms, you may never get her back

"Hanging out with my bestie and her BF tonight"

Doesn't matter where your girlfriend goes

Doesn't matter where your girlfriend goes or who she's with, she always ends up like getting naked.

It's quicker this way

It's quicker this way

"I don't want to move in with you, your roommate

Wife rubbing

Wife rubbing

She's definitely getting pregnant this year.

She's definitely getting pregnant this year.

Sticky lips.

Sticky lips.

Her boyfriend got her a job at his work.

Her boyfriend got her a job at his work. Somehow she's getting promoted twice as fast.

She thought she would feel guilty afterwards.

She thought she would feel guilty afterwards. She didn't

Even loyal women eventually give in to nature.

Even loyal women eventually give in to nature. This happens way more than you think.

Your girlfriend has been with every married

Your girlfriend has been with every married rich man in your neighborhood

Your wife left the bar with some nerdy looking

Your wife left the bar with some nerdy looking Ginger

Best Secretary

Best Secretary

Your girl told you she's been with 7 guys,

Your girl told you she's been with 7 guys, in reality it's closer to 70

Marriage doesn't mean monogamy to some women

Marriage doesn't mean monogamy to some women

Your GF is no longer on birth control and

Your GF is no longer on birth control and still let her ex cum inside her pussy

Whenever she's horny she just makes a post

Whenever she's horny she just makes a post telling her fans to come over and fuck her in her boyfriend's bed.

Your best friend shared his girl on one condition

Your best friend shared his girl on one condition

Is it really cheating if Mother Nature is

Is it really cheating if Mother Nature is telling your body to do it? No. Give in to your urges. Give in to nature. Enjoy the power your pussy gives you.

What your sidechick sends when she finds

What your sidechick sends when she finds out your gf makes you use condoms

yes I cheated but I was safe. I made him

yes I cheated but I was safe. I made him pull out..sort of

Last week: "Relax it's not like that, he

Last week:

Your girlfriend walks all over you, so she

Your girlfriend walks all over you, so she thought she could do that with all guys.

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Your sidechick bends rules your gf wont

Your sidechick bends rules your gf wont

Can you blame him?

Can you blame him?

Damn fucking and cheating and phoning

Damn fucking and cheating and phoning

What she sends her bull

What she sends her bull

Feels like home

Feels like home

Don't be mad babe, I was really drunk. He

Don't be mad babe, I was really drunk. He wore a condom I promise

When you ask your sidechick to prove that

When you ask your sidechick to prove that she's hotter than your gf

When your sidechick tracks her ovulation

When your sidechick tracks her ovulation

Code for “ I’m getting railed out and

Code for “ I’m getting railed out and not by you”

You've never used a condom with your wife.

You've never used a condom with your wife. Neither has anyone else.

Bet that’s the last time you have too much

Bet that’s the last time you have too much to drink around your friend with the big dick and an obsession with your wife

"I can't believe I'm doing this, I'm a married

She forgot her wallet and couldn't pay for

She forgot her wallet and couldn't pay for her cab.

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